Difference between revisions of "Calculon"
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'''Calculon''' is most famous | '''Calculon''' is most famous af the hit robot soap opera . He has also appeared in films, including , for which he was nominated for an Oscar although this was jusrying to save his own skin as Calculon had said earlier that if he didn't win one he would kil[[Harold Zoid]] and Zoidberg. | ||
Throughout his career he has lived a secret life unknown to the public. He is over a thousand years old, rather than 37 as claimed in his biography. He changes identities every few decades, and starting out from a humble beginning as a motorized service arm working | Throughout his career he has lived a secret life unknown to the public. He is over a thousand years old, rather than 37 as claimed in his biography. He changes identities every few decades, and starting out from a humble beginning as a motorized service arm working oade his way to being many of history's great acting robots, including Acting Unit 0.8, Thespa-mat, anFor most of this thousand years, he was also untinroke the curse by destroying the original were-car. | ||
==Known Filmography== | ==Known Filmography== | ||
*TV Shows | *TV Shows | ||
** | ** | ||
*Films | *Films | ||
** | ** (3000) | ||
** | ** (3001) | ||
**''Coilette: A Calculon Story'' (3003) | **''Coilette: A Calculon Story'' (3003) | ||
** | ** ([[Fry Me to the Moon|Cancelled]]) | ||
==Additional Info== | ==Additional Info== | ||
===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
* Once was a [[Were-Car]] | * Once was a [[Were-Car]] | ||
* Almost | * Almost marrience, who then was a Fembot | ||
* Owns a big house in [[Los Angeles|Hollywood]] | * Owns a big house in [[Los Angeles|Hollywood]] | ||
* Enjoys hot showers | * Enjoys hot showers | ||
* Tends to see life as a huge soap opera | * Tends to see life as a huge soap opera | ||
* Bender once worked as his hot water boiler in Hollywood. Bender was also his Official Stalker at one point | * Bender once worked as his hot water boiler in Hollywood. Bender was also his Official Stalker at one point | ||
* He was the leader of the | * He was the leader of the secrentil Bender took this position from him. | ||
* Ran | * Ran oveome time prior tand was forced to do community service | ||
===Quotes=== | ===Quotes=== | ||
{{q| | {{q| | ||
<poem> | <poem>'': Calculon, old friend, I'm afraid I need your ears. | ||
'''Calculon''': Well I do owe you for giving me this unholy (melodramatically) acting talent.</poem> | '''Calculon''': Well I do owe you for giving me this unholy (melodramatically) acting talent.</poem> | ||
<poem>'''Calculon''': Oh, how cruel and melodramatic fate is. (shouting) Why?</poem> | <poem>'''Calculon''': Oh, how cruel and melodramatic fate is. (shouting) Why?</poem> | ||
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<poem>'''Calculon''': [on TV] Honey unit, I'm home. [He gasps.] Monique! | <poem>'''Calculon''': [on TV] Honey unit, I'm home. [He gasps.] Monique! | ||
[Monique is in bed with Boxy. She pulls the sheets up around her.] | [Monique is in bed with Boxy. She pulls the sheets up around her.] | ||
'': [on TV] Calculon! | |||
'': [beeps.] | |||
'''Calculon''': [on TV] Oh, how I wish I could believe that. You may be my evil half-brother, but there's no law against murdering the other half.</poem> | '''Calculon''': [on TV] Oh, how I wish I could believe that. You may be my evil half-brother, but there's no law against murdering the other half.</poem> | ||
<poem>'''Calculon''': That was so terrible, I think you gave me cancer! I don't care how popular you are, you will never work on my show! | <poem>'''Calculon''': That was so terrible, I think you gave me cancer! I don't care how popular you are, you will never work on my show! | ||
'': Yay, Bender! | |||
'': We demand Bender! | |||
'''Calculon''': However, you've got the job.</poem> | '''Calculon''': However, you've got the job.</poem> | ||
<poem>'''Calculon''': Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.</poem> | <poem>'''Calculon''': Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.</poem> |
Revision as of 16:38, 20 January 2009
Secondary character | |
Calculon | |
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Age | Slightly less than 1000 years |
Species | Robot |
Planet of origin | Earth |
Profession | Actor on |
First appearance | "I, Roommate" (1ACV03) |
Voiced by | [[Maurice LaMarche|Maurice LaMarche]][[Category:Characters voiced by Maurice LaMarche|Calculon]] |
Calculon is most famous af the hit robot soap opera . He has also appeared in films, including , for which he was nominated for an Oscar although this was jusrying to save his own skin as Calculon had said earlier that if he didn't win one he would kilHarold Zoid and Zoidberg.
Throughout his career he has lived a secret life unknown to the public. He is over a thousand years old, rather than 37 as claimed in his biography. He changes identities every few decades, and starting out from a humble beginning as a motorized service arm working oade his way to being many of history's great acting robots, including Acting Unit 0.8, Thespa-mat, anFor most of this thousand years, he was also untinroke the curse by destroying the original were-car.
Known Filmography
- TV Shows
- Films
- (3000)
- (3001)
- Coilette: A Calculon Story (3003)
- (Cancelled)
Additional Info
Trivia
- Once was a Were-Car
- Almost marrience, who then was a Fembot
- Owns a big house in Hollywood
- Enjoys hot showers
- Tends to see life as a huge soap opera
- Bender once worked as his hot water boiler in Hollywood. Bender was also his Official Stalker at one point
- He was the leader of the secrentil Bender took this position from him.
- Ran oveome time prior tand was forced to do community service
Quotes
: Calculon, old friend, I'm afraid I need your ears.
Calculon: Well I do owe you for giving me this unholy (melodramatically) acting talent.
Calculon: Oh, how cruel and melodramatic fate is. (shouting) Why?
Calculon: NOOOOOOOO!
Bender as Coilette: But you always said you'd rather burn down a convent than give up show business.
Calculon: I always said many things.
Calculon: [on TV] Honey unit, I'm home. [He gasps.] Monique!
[Monique is in bed with Boxy. She pulls the sheets up around her.]
: [on TV] Calculon!
: [beeps.]
Calculon: [on TV] Oh, how I wish I could believe that. You may be my evil half-brother, but there's no law against murdering the other half.
Calculon: That was so terrible, I think you gave me cancer! I don't care how popular you are, you will never work on my show!
: Yay, Bender!
: We demand Bender!
Calculon: However, you've got the job.
Calculon: Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.
Monique: Calculon! I thought you were.....
Calculon: Egyptian?!
Appearances
- "I, Roommate" (1ACV03)
- "Fry and the Slurm Factory" (1ACV13)
- "I Second that Emotion" (2ACV01)
- "The Lesser of Two Evils" (2ACV06)
- "Raging Bender" (2ACV08)
- "Mother's Day" (2ACV14)
- "The Honking" (2ACV18)
- "The Cryonic Woman" (2ACV19)
- "That's Lobstertainment!" (3ACV08)
- "Future Stock" (3ACV21)
- "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television" (4ACV06)
- "Bend Her" (4ACV13)
- "Spanish Fry" (4ACV17)
- "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings" (4ACV18)
- The Beast with a Billion Backs
- Bender's Game
- "The Owner of Mars Attacks!" (US#003)
- "Fry Me to the Moon" (US#015)
- "A Fit Worse than Death" (US#022)
- "Rotten to the Core" (US#027)
- "Attack of the 50-ft Amy" (US#033)
- "Son of the Sun" (US#035)